Small-town living : we're not quaint and there's plenty to do all winter
The food : making a decent clam chowder and other culinary observations
The humor : is this the road to Freeport?
The weather and the seasons : most people die on the ebb tide
The legends (sometimes confused with the history) : please; anyone know the real name of Paul Revere's horse?
Genealogy (and other forms of one-upmanship) : where Lowells speak only to Cabots
The language : all those in favor say "ayuh"
Love, sex, and such : a bull in the presence of ladies is a "gentleman cow"
The dark side : I have seen, in the moonlight, a latch rise
The six states : Yankee come home.